Today is my birthday. And my gift to you is enlightenment.

I was making breakfast for the kids the other day and I had an epiphany. A real, live zen koan kind of epiphany.

You know the age-old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I know the answer.

Really.

Ready for this? The egg is the chicken.

Think about it. If you like it, pass it on. The world could use a little more enlightenment.